[Enter DUKE ORSINO, VIOLA, CURIO, and others]

DUKE ORSINO

Give me some music. Now, good morrow, friends.

Play me some music. Now, good morning, friends.

Now, good Cesario, but that piece of song,

And now, Cesario, about that song

That old and antique song we heard last night:

We heard last night, that age-old rustic song;

Methought it did relieve my passion much,

I found that it relieved my aching heart

More than light airs and recollected terms

Much more than those repetitive plain tunes

Of these most brisk and giddy-paced times:

That seem to be the fashion of the times.

Come, but one verse.

Come on, just play a single verse for me.

CURIO

He is not here, so please your lordship that should sing it.

My lord, I’m sorry, but the singer's not here.

DUKE ORSINO

Who was it?

Who was it?

CURIO

Feste, the jester, my lord; a fool that the lady

That jester Feste, sir, the fool who made

Olivia's father took much delight in. He is about the house.

Lady Olivia’s father laugh. He's somewhere here.

DUKE ORSINO

Seek him out, and play the tune the while.

Go find him; in the meantime, play the tune.

[Exit CURIO. Music plays]

Come hither, boy: if ever thou shalt love,

Come over here, boy. If you find true love,

In the sweet pangs of it remember me;

In its enchanting anguish, think of me,

For such as I am all true lovers are,

For as I am now, all true lovers are,

Unstaid and skittish in all motions else,

Impulsive, unpredictable and skittish

Save in the constant image of the creature

At everything except the image of

That is beloved. How dost thou like this tune?

The one they truly love. D’you like this tune?

VIOLA

It gives a very echo to the seat

It gives a true reflection of the feeling

Where Love is throned.

Of perfect love.

DUKE ORSINO

Thou dost speak masterly:

You’ve called that perfectly.

My life upon't, young though thou art, thine eye

I bet my life, despite your age, your eyes

Hath stayed upon some favour that it loves:

Have spotted someone that you really love.

Hath it not, boy?

Is that not true?

VIOLA

A little, by your favour.

A bit, and thanks to you.

DUKE ORSINO

What kind of woman is't?

What type of woman, then?

VIOLA

Of your complexion.

Of your complexion.

DUKE ORSINO

She is not worth thee, then. What years, i' faith?

Then she’s not good enough for you! How old?

VIOLA

About your years, my lord.

About as old as you, my lord.

DUKE ORSINO

Too old by heaven: let still the woman take

That’s far too old, but women ought to marry

An elder than herself: so wears she to him,

An older man; she can adapt to him,

So sways she level in her husband's heart:

And then retain her husband’s loving heart.

For, boy, however we do praise ourselves,

Because, although we brag about ourselves,

Our fancies are more giddy and unfirm,

Us men are frivolous with our affections;

More longing, wavering, sooner lost and worn,

We’re overwhelmed with love that doesn’t last,

Than women's are.

Unlike the love of women.

VIOLA

I think it well, my lord.

Yes, you’re right.

DUKE ORSINO

Then let thy love be younger than thyself,

Then let the one you love be younger than you

Or thy affection cannot hold the bent;

Or your affection will not stay the course.

For women are as roses, whose fair flower

For women are like roses whose sweet flower

Being once displayed, doth fall that very hour.

They show just once; it’s gone within the hour.

VIOLA

And so they are: alas, that they are so;

Ain’t that the truth! How sad that is the way

To die, even when they to perfection grow!

That once they’ve bloomed, perfection doesn’t stay.

[Re-enter CURIO and Clown]

DUKE ORSINO

O, fellow, come, the song we had last night.

Good fellow, sing the song you sang last night.

Mark it, Cesario, it is old and plain;

Check this, Cesario. It’s old and simple;

The spinsters and the knitters in the sun

The knitters spinning wool out in the sun

And the free maids that weave their thread with bones

And weavers using bobbins made of bone

Do use to chant it: it is silly sooth,

Sing it aloud. It tells the simple truth

And dallies with the innocence of love,

About the simple innocence of love

Like the old age.

In former times.

CLOWN

Are you ready, sir?

Are you ready, sir?

DUKE ORSINO

Ay; prithee, sing.

Yes. Please, sing.

[Music]

CLOWN

[Sings song]

Come away, come away, death,

Take me now, take me now death,

And in sad cypress let me be laid;

In a coffin of cypress wood, lay me to sleep.

Fly away, fly away breath;

Go away, go away, breath,

I am slain by a fair cruel maid.

I died when that beautiful girl made me weep.

My shroud of white, stuck all with yew,

My white burial gown, with branches of yew,

O, prepare it!

Oh, prepare it!

My part of death, no one so true

Nobody so honest, with death—it is true—

Did share it.

Did share it.

Not a flower, not a flower sweet

Not a flower, not a flower sweet,

On my black coffin let there be strown;

Upon my black coffin let anyone throw,

Not a friend, not a friend greet

Not a friend, not a friend greet

My poor corpse, where my bones shall be thrown:

My poor corpse where my bones will all go.

A thousand thousand sighs to save,

This way a thousand sighs we’ll save,

Lay me, O, where

So lay me where

Sad true lover never find my grave,

My sad true lover can’t find my grave

To weep there!

to weep for me there.

DUKE ORSINO

There's for thy pains.

That’s for your trouble.

CLOWN

No pains, sir: I take pleasure in singing, sir.

No trouble, sir. I take great pleasure singing.

DUKE ORSINO

I'll pay thy pleasure then.

I’ll pay you for your pleasure, then.

CLOWN

Truly, sir, and pleasure will be paid, one time or another.

Really, no need. You’ll pay it soon enough.

DUKE ORSINO

Give me now leave to leave thee.

Please leave me now to be alone.

CLOWN

Now, the melancholy god protect thee; and the

Now Saturn, God of sadness, please protect you,

tailor make thy doublet of changeable taffeta,

and may your tailor’s jacket change its hue,

for thy mind is a very opal. I would have men

just like your mind, like opal. I’d have men

of such constancy put to sea, that their business might be

like that put out to sea so that their business

every thing and their intent every where; for that's

was all around them and they then could drift,

it that always makes a good voyage of nothing. Farewell.

for that’s the way to make a trip from nothing. Goodbye.

[Exit]

DUKE ORSINO

Let all the rest give place.

The rest of you can leave.

[CURIO and Attendants retire]

Once more, Cesario,

Once more, Cesario,

Get thee to yond same sovereign cruelty:

Go see my queen of hearts, Olivia,

Tell her, my love, more noble than the world,

And tell her that my love, the best there is,

Prizes not quantity of dirty lands;

Is not in need of winning any land.

The parts that fortune hath bestowed upon her,

The land, and things that she’s inherited,

Tell her, I hold as giddily as fortune;

Tell her I have no interest in at all.

But 'tis that miracle and queen of gems

But it’s that she’s miraculously gorgeous,

That nature pranks her in attracts my soul.

Endowed with nature’s gifts, that makes me want her.

VIOLA

But if she cannot love you, sir?

But if she cannot love you, sir?

DUKE ORSINO

I cannot be so answered.

That cannot be the answer.

VIOLA

Sooth, but you must.

But it must be.

Say that some lady, as perhaps there is,

Imagine that you’re told about a lady

Hath for your love a great a pang of heart

Who has an equal, overwhelming love,

As you have for Olivia: you cannot love her;

As you have for Olivia. You can’t love her;

You tell her so; must she not then be answered?

You tell her that. Shouldn’t she just accept it?

DUKE ORSINO

There is no woman's sides

There is no woman able

Can bide the beating of so strong a passion

To tolerate the pain of so much passion

As love doth give my heart; no woman's heart

That beats within my heart; no woman’s heart

So big, to hold so much; they lack retention

Can hold as much as mine; they can’t retain it.

Alas, their love may be called appetite,

Regrettably, their love is more like hunger,

No motion of the liver, but the palate,

And not a deep emotion, but desire

That suffer surfeit, cloyment and revolt;

That can be overfed to make them sick.

But mine is all as hungry as the sea,

But my love is unbounding, like the ocean,

And can digest as much: make no compare

And can consume as much. Do not compare

Between that love a woman can bear me

The love a woman might declare for me

And that I owe Olivia.

As my love for Olivia.

VIOLA

Ay, but I know--

Yes, but I know…

DUKE ORSINO

What dost thou know?

What do you know?

VIOLA

Too well what love women to men may owe:

I know too well how women love their man.

In faith, they are as true of heart as we.

In truth, they love the same as you or I.

My father had a daughter loved a man,

My father’s daughter loved a man, and maybe,

As it might be, perhaps, were I a woman,

If I’d have been a woman, then perhaps,

I should your lordship.

I might have loved you that much.

DUKE ORSINO

And what's her history?

Then what happened?

VIOLA

A blank, my lord. She never told her love,

Then nothing happened, for she never told him,

But let concealment, like a worm i' the bud,

But hid it, like a worm hides in a rose bud

Feed on her damask cheek: she pined in thought,

And eats away at it. She pined for him

And with a green and yellow melancholy

With melancholic, love-sick jealously,

She sat like patience on a monument,

And endlessly sat on a monument,

Smiling at grief. Was not this love indeed?

Smiling in grief. So, is that not true love?

We men may say more, swear more: but indeed

Us men may talk, declaring our true love more,

Our shows are more than will; for still we prove

Yet, we’re more talk than action, demonstrating

Much in our vows, but little in our love.

Few acts of love whilst we’re off remonstrating.

DUKE ORSINO

But died thy sister of her love, my boy?

But did your sister die from love, my boy?

VIOLA

I am all the daughters of my father's house,

I’m every daughter that my father raised

And all the brothers too: and yet I know not.

And all the brothers too, but I can’t answer.

Sir, shall I to this lady?

Shall I deliver this to her?

DUKE ORSINO

Ay, that's the theme.

Yes, do.

To her in haste; give her this jewel; say,

And get there quick. Give her this jewel. Say

My love can give no place, bide no denay.

She can’t resist; my love won’t go away.

[Exeunt]