Henry V Act 1, Scene 1: Retold in Modern English Verse
Two bishops, a bill, and a reformed king
The Archbishop of Canterbury and the Bishop of Ely discuss a parliamentary bill that would strip the Church of half its wealth. Canterbury marvels at Henry’s transformation from wild prince to model king – reformation came like a flood the moment his father died. To head the bill off, he has offered the king a great sum for the French wars, and an argument that the crown of France is Henry’s by right.
Characters appearing: Canterbury | Ely
Key themes: Religion and Morality | Appearance vs Reality
LONDON. AN ANTE-CHAMBER IN THE KING'S PALACE.
[ENTER THE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY, AND THE BISHOP OF ELY]
CANTERBURY
My lord, I'll tell you; that self bill is urged,
My lord, you know the same bill is proposed,
Which in the eleventh year of the last king's reign
Like in the eleventh year of our last king,
Was like, and had indeed against us passed,
Which, had it passed, would have been detrimental,
But that the scambling and unquiet time
Except the quarrelling and civil unrest
Did push it out of farther question.
Delayed its passing till it was forgotten.
ELY
But how, my lord, shall we resist it now?
But how can we prevent it happening now?
CANTERBURY
It must be thought on. If it pass against us,
We have to think about it. If it passes,
We lose the better half of our possession:
We will lose more than half of our possessions,
For all the temporal lands which men devout
For land bequeathed to us by pious men
By testament have given to the church
Within their wills, donated to the church,
Would they strip from us; being valued thus:
They’ll strip from us. And they will use the money
As much as would maintain, to the king's honour,
To fund – in honour of our regal king –
Full fifteen earls and fifteen hundred knights,
Some fifteen earls and fifteen hundred knights,
Six thousand and two hundred good esquires;
Six thousand and two hundred gentlemen;
And, to relief of lazars and weak age,
And help the lepers and those old and weak,
Of indigent faint souls past corporal toil.
And needy folk who can no longer work.
A hundred almshouses right well supplied;
A hundred houses for the poor, well stocked;
And to the coffers of the king beside,
On top of that, we’ll have to pay the king
A thousand pounds by the year: thus runs the bill.
A thousand pounds a year. That’s what the bill says.
ELY
This would drink deep.
They’ll drink our drink.
CANTERBURY
'Twould drink the cup and all.
And take the cup as well.
ELY
But what prevention?
How can we stop it?
CANTERBURY
The king is full of grace and fair regard.
The king is sympathetic and respectful.
ELY
And a true lover of the holy church.
And he’s a lover of the holy church.
CANTERBURY
The courses of his youth promised it not.
His conduct as a youth did not suggest it.
The breath no sooner left his father's body,
But once his father took his final breath,
But that his wildness, mortified in him,
His youthful folly, once ingrained in him,
Seemed to die too; yea, at that very moment
Appeared to die as well; yes, at that moment,
Consideration, like an angel, came
Reflection, like an angel sent from heaven,
And whipped the offending Adam out of him,
Consumed him, booting Adam out of Eden,
Leaving his body as a paradise,
To leave his body like a paradise
To envelop and contain celestial spirits.
Where holy spirits live in harmony.
Never was such a sudden scholar made;
No one’s become so studious so quickly;
Never came reformation in a flood,
A swollen river never has repaired,
With such a heady currance, scouring faults
With such a torrent, faults cut out like rocks,
Nor never Hydra-headed wilfulness
Nor has an ever-growing stubbornness
So soon did lose his seat and all at once
So quickly vanished, both of them together,
As in this king.
As in this king.
ELY
We are blessed in the change.
We’re lucky that he’s changed.
CANTERBURY
Hear him but reason in divinity,
When listening to him talk of religion,
And all-admiring with an inward wish
You would be so impressed that secretly
You would desire the king were made a prelate:
You’d want our king to be ordained a priest;
Hear him debate of commonwealth affairs,
When hearing him debate on politics,
You would say it hath been all in all his study:
You’d say that’s all he’s studied all his life;
List his discourse of war, and you shall hear
Hear his account of war and you will hear
A fearful battle rendered you in music:
A wretched battle lyrically described;
Turn him to any cause of policy,
Share issues that require diplomacy,
The Gordian knot of it he will unloose,
And he’ll untie a complicated knot
Familiar as his garter: that, when he speaks,
As easily as shoelaces; when he speaks
The air, a chartered libertine, is still,
The air, that freely blows untamed, holds still,
And the mute wonder lurketh in men's ears,
And men turn silent, awed in rapt attention,
To steal his sweet and honeyed sentences;
To savour his enchanting sentences;
So that the art and practic part of life
So that the way he carries out his life
Must be the mistress to this theoric:
Is based on theory, but not ruled by it.
Which is a wonder how his grace should glean it,
You have to wonder how the king has learned it,
Since his addiction was to courses vain,
Because he had a tendency to waste time,
His companies unlettered, rude and shallow,
And hang with rude, uneducated people,
His hours filled up with riots, banquets, sports,
Spending his time with fights, parties and gambling,
And never noted in him any study,
And no one saw him studying at all,
Any retirement, any sequestration
Nor spend his time in quiet contemplation,
From open haunts and popularity.
Withdrawn from open, busy public spaces.
ELY
The strawberry grows underneath the nettle
A strawberry bush grows underneath a nettle,
And wholesome berries thrive and ripen best
And healthy berries thrive and ripen best
Neighboured by fruit of baser quality:
When growing next to mediocre fruit.
And so the prince obscured his contemplation
And, similarly, the prince disguised his thoughts
Under the veil of wildness; which, no doubt,
Behind his wild behaviour, which I’m sure,
Grew like the summer grass, fastest by night,
Like summer grass, grew fastest overnight,
Unseen, yet crescive in his faculty.
Unseen, as his abilities expanded.
CANTERBURY
It must be so; for miracles are ceased;
For sure, for miracles no longer happen;
And therefore we must needs admit the means
And so we have to recognise the way
How things are perfected.
People improve themselves.
ELY
But, my good lord,
But, my dear lord,
How now for mitigation of this bill
How are we going to overturn this bill
Urged by the commons? Doth his majesty
That’s in the House of Commons? Will the king
Incline to it, or no?
Support it or reject it?
CANTERBURY
He seems indifferent,
He’s indifferent,
Or rather swaying more upon our part
Or maybe leaning slightly to our side
Than cherishing the exhibiters against us;
Than those who want to confiscate our wealth;
For I have made an offer to his majesty,
For I have made an offer to the king,
Upon our spiritual convocation
Of which our clergy formally approve,
And in regard of causes now in hand,
Relating to the current challenges,
Which I have opened to his grace at large,
Which I’ve explained in detail to the king,
As touching France, to give a greater sum
Concerning France, by giving far more money
Than ever at one time the clergy yet
Than any clergymen have ever offered
Did to his predecessors part withal.
To any of our previous kings before.
ELY
How did this offer seem received, my lord?
How did he take the offer then, my lord?
CANTERBURY
With good acceptance of his majesty;
The king received the offer gratefully;
Save that there was not time enough to hear,
Although the time we had was insufficient –
As I perceived his grace would fain have done,
As I believe the king desired more time –
The severals and unhidden passages
To understand the details of the claims
Of his true titles to some certain dukedoms
To all his rightful titles to some dukedoms,
And generally to the crown and seat of France
And, generally, the crown and throne of France
Derived from Edward, his great-grandfather.
Acquired from Edward, his great-grandfather.
ELY
What was the impediment that broke this off?
What caused this conversation to be halted?
CANTERBURY
The French ambassador upon that instant
The French ambassador arrived right then
Craved audience; and the hour, I think, is come
And asked to see the king; I think it’s time
To give him hearing: is it four o'clock?
To listen to him. Is it four o’clock?
ELY
It is.
It is.
CANTERBURY
Then go we in, to know his embassy;
Let’s go to hear what he has got to say;
Which I could with a ready guess declare,
Though I think I can hazard at a guess
Before the Frenchman speak a word of it.
Before the Frenchman’s said a word of it.
ELY
I'll wait upon you, and I long to hear it.
I will support you; I am keen to hear it.
[EXEUNT]